Me: "Can you put a column within a column?"
Colleague: "This isn't inception."

LOLOL. /DIES

Dad - "I need your email number. I get a discount for my tv."
Me - "What? Email number...? You mean email addressDad - "Yeah, email number. I get a $5 discount or something every month if I give them an email number for my high definition tv. Direct TV ( Read more... )

Someone in the parent company's fobby store asked me to reorder some Foodsaver bags. I ordered two different sizes last time - two 11" and two 8" wide rolls ( Read more... )

Ben: "Ooo, I can't wait until we watch Star...Blazer...No wait. Star...whatever tonight ( Read more... )

Me: I think I got this at Express...*looks at her leggings*
Ben: You're Express!
Me: You're Targét.
Ben: *gasps* Then, you're 99 cents store!
Me: You're swap meet!
Ben: You're a bum's shopping cart!
Me: Well, you're a...uh, toilet seat!
Ben: Well...at least I'm in a home!

Fleshed out and updated my AX schedule for anyone who wants/needs to know. --> Click meee.

WHAT'S LEFT TO DOMaka ( Read more... )

Okay, final AX schedule:

Friday
Day time - Mikuru "Micchon" Kuzuhara [Eden of the East]
Evening - Kasuka Heiwajima [Durarara!!]
TBD - EotE shoot with epiic

12:30 pm - Autograph session for EotE trio - MAYBE
5:30-6:15 pm- EotE panel

Saturday
All day? - Maka Albarn [Soul Eater] // Spartoi
May switch into something else later on in the day.

Around 9 pm ( Read more... )

So Ben told me that he came home yesterday to a half eaten cake with a note that says, "Dear son, Happy Early Birthday! Love, Mom & Dad". Here's the thing, his birthday's not till April, LOL.

He brought a slice to work. :9

Me: *takes a bite of Ben's cake* It's coffee, huh?
Ben: No, it's not. Guess what flavor it is.
Me: Chocolate?
Ben: *shakes ( Read more... )

Oh man, Apple's going to get a lot of shit for naming that new tablet iPad.

In fact, it's already started.

ziggybecket IM'd me with: "god, someone on my twitter, 'Apple's full featured version is gonna be called the maxi-ipad...with wings too.'"

Convo w/ bluestraggler:
me: ...i don't like how iPad is called that, i think of like pads lol
qires: HAHAHA
me: girly time ( Read more... )

We are retards.

Frau/eeveil: now i have more, if not enough, excuse for Tater rape ;D
Tater/me: No, don't you dare blame it on Zehel, you perv. D; /inches away
Frau: nyehehehehehe
Tater: D;
HALP MIKAGE
Mikage/bluestraggler: I'M HERE TATER
I'M HERE -- /passes right through you
fml
Tater: B'AWWWW